JOYRIDE TO THE MOON!!!
The only crypto that lets you parallel park your portfolio into chaos. Inspired by the high-speed drama of your favorite idols. Buckle up, degens.
JOIN THE CHAOS CREW!!!
WTF IS DRIVECOIN?!
Welcome to DriveCoin ($DRIVE), the only crypto that lets you parallel park your portfolio into chaos. Inspired by the high-speed drama of your favorite idols who can't legally drive but are steering the culture, $DRIVE is a joyride through the wild world of memecoins. Forget burning tokens—we're burning rubber. Buckle up, degens. It's going to be a bumpy, and hilarious, ride.
📊 TOKENOMICS!!!
Total Supply: 420.69 trillion $DRIVE!!!
Distribution
- Team: 69.69% - For our "youth empowerment initiative", obviously.
- Marketing: 23.33% - Fuel for ridiculous TikTok challenges.
- Liquidity: 6.66% - Just enough to feel the thrill of the dip.
- Community: 0.01% - Because the real community is the friends we meme along the way.
Special Features
- License Lapse Mechanism: Pop-up reminders that you can't parallel park your life.
- Teenage Dream Protocol: Get bonus tokens when underage idols avoid the driver's seat!
- High-Speed Gossip NFT: Own a virtual piece of the chaos with every driving scandal.
⚠️ Important: DriveCoin is a meme coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. It is a community-driven project created for entertainment purposes only. Please conduct your own research and invest responsibly.
🗺️ ROADMAP TO THE MOON!!!
And maybe beyond, if we don't crash first.
Q1 2025
Launch "Celebrity Joyride" reality show where idols showcase virtual racing skills to distract from their legal issues.
Q2 2025
Create a holographic Jeong Dong-won to personally manage community complaints while suspending the laws of physics.
Q3 2025
Underage celebs become guardians of liquidity, effectively crashing exchanges everywhere due to absurd regulatory challenges.
Q4 2025
Achieve global acceptance by convincing aliens $DRIVE is the only currency on Mars via intergalactic twerking instructors.